Seaside Radio

Seaside Radio has done it!  We have ripped the cassette tape, of our final episode of this series, from the cold smelly hands of Jill Gold, the harsh rubbish mistress of Seaside Councils Refuse Collection Agency. The nominal fee was paid and to rebuff punters who thought we should have just paid the fine ...Renowned DJ Ronnie Keith remarked “6.50 might by a pie but doesn’t by integrity”  SO what is in this final episode you may ask?  Well for one, we hear more of the life drama doc series ‘Trevor doesn’t liver here anymore’ about a shop assistant who doesn’t want to be one anymore.  Then we have sponsorship add from the Vinyl and Cassette manufacturers Music to Do stuff by We get a treat to celebrate the 20th year anniversary of Mr. Allen, the Chief Engineer of Seasides Water Utilities Plant by hearing the audio from his original job interview 20 years ago. Fortunately we couldn’t go through with his original request to air his mesmerising three-hour Solo Musical Dance Recital called "Elvis and his Love Affai

It's Episode Seventeen! The second last episode of this long-form audio series!!!   This week's excerpts of audible delights come courtesy of the Social and Anti-Social Media Facilities Group. They have condensed a month's worth of TV, Internet, Spy Cameras, Radio and general gossip in Seaside into 15 minutes of fun, for you and the rest of you.    First up we hear how the “Home Ware Centres” HR department deals with escaped shop assistants and why the “Home for Socially Broken” isn’t like home at all, unless your parents were passive-aggressive types. Those poor shop assistants.   There’s the advertisement for The Responsibilities - a private company dedicated to taking responsibility for anything you have done, provided you are up for paying their reasonable price.   We have a brush with the infamous Seaside Police service who are well known for their upselling and staking out speed spots like parking lots and drive-thrus   Once well-regarded vocalist Sydney Gold manages to sneak into “Do at Ron Rons Music

It's been enough time so here it is...Episode 16 ! Thanks to the Seaside Elementary Schools Radio Theatre and TV workshop (and their teacher Oliva Herenow), we have another great 15 minute compilation of Radio, Theatre and TV that’s been recently heard and seen in Seaside! First up is “Trevor Doesn’t work here anymore“ - the thrilling first part of a three part escape story about a store clerk called Trevor escaping his appointed store and the fascist clutches of the ‘Supermarket Security’! We then are privy to the infamous and fortunate demise of a local community DJ who has spent too much time in a studio talking to himself and playing Billy Joel. There is the pilot play from the Seaside Theatre Workshops called “Modern Vlad” - A vampire that is not very good at it. And then there is the song called “Modern Vlad” We managed to secure the third last episode of Sue and The Seacow. In this episode, the general manager seacows are lining up in a row - who has two seacow beasts in his control and plans to get th

It is time for another episode of everybody's favourite bathroom listening pastime ! And this week it's super contentious!  We first listen to the controversial commentating of Ronnie Keith with his infamous plug for Walters Rum during the Lunge Competition between Kira Blunt and Mary Bell! Then it's the Seaside Theatre Group aka Seaside Radio Theatre Groups tendentious radio play which was sponsored by the Teen Health Advice Corporation-" Brandon Washes His Plate " The play was soon banned by teenagers and adults alike when it as revealed the Teen Health Advice Corporation staff were mainly pre-teen! And a throwback to call of the most arresting of races the "5km Cycle Sprint For People Whose Name Rhyme with Spaghetti" the race which was supposed to be held in the parking lot of Tristans Pets and Anchors became a media sensation when after a complaint by other people whose name rhyme with Spaghetti got the organisers arrested. And thankfully it's the 15th Episode of Sue and The Seacow, controversial because

YES !!! Our radio dispatch of what’s audibly good in Seaside is here! Episode 14 or as we lovingly refer to it, Seaside Radio Episode 14!   This week we ride the coattails of the internationally famous first name - Karen.  Karen Bags' brother is also the sugarer at “Meats are Treats” Meat Sweet Shop! And he said he had some clandestine recordings he took of his sister , Karen. So we bought them. He reckons if you listen for more than a few minutes you can hear the transition in her voice after years of pretending to talk like a computer. He even had an excerpt from his song ‘Karen’, paid for by her. So we bought that too.   We put in some pirated  DJ Ronnie Keith classics, which his manger said was okay as long as we didn’t keep the swear words in.   Sue and The Seacow returns for another episode and after listening we can see how Irakangee Seafarms General Manager won his Community Award for “The Worst Father Ever!”    And finally because we had time on the cassette tape we released an excerpt of ou

Due to the two month strike by the “Maritime Corporate Executive and Luxury Boat Owners Union” we were not able to get our radio ferry to international waters. That meant we could not broadcast our 15 minute audible dispatch to our 14 listeners and someones mum.    We may not have got the dispatch out at all if it wasn’t for Tristan from ‘Tristans Pet and Anchors’. He had a ‘flash sale’ on Gold Danforth Anchors and Miniature Zebras. That seemed to entice 3 luxury boat persons who docked their massive boats and gave enough room for our ferry to get out of the Infamous ‘Starboard Port’.   In this episode we sneak a look at the Infamous “Jims To Die For Resturaunt” where irregular clients, Bob and Betty Boil try to get sick without paying.   We still have brilliant foreign two piece The Seats- who are working off their 21 year community service by playing live every time on our dispatches - it doesn’t sound like it but they are. Good Onya lads   Mr Microphone Ronnie Keith lent us his voice and even unwis

We are back! Bit late but back. We were on point to break the “World Record for the Longest Pause Between Sentences On Air until Bruce Mate nodded off and started talking in his sleep, 72 days into the event 3 days shy of the record. So we can now finally release our interns 12th episode of collected audible bits from all the available radio, tv and hidden microphone systems in Seaside. Thanks to the 24hr recording capabilities in the Announcers Booth at the Seaside Wind Fair we were able to give you the whole controversial incident that was this years Kids Mayor for a day Thanks to our ongoing commitment to Ronnie Keith we have some of his audible gems. And spare a thought for the people at 43U, someone there gave the wrong number to Ronnie Keith and he did his very expensive outside broadcast feed to rival shopping centre radio station 2CC Every week we give you music and this weeks song is from ‘The Hesitant’s’ with ‘Underpants Girl’ Plus we have the next episode of the thrilling series Sue and The

It’s the 11th Episode! Copywriters spent the last twelve weeks compiling a beautiful concise and less wordy introduction for this dispatch but due to financial difficulties we were unable to buy it. This week on our Seaside Radio dispatch we start with the CCTV audio recording of a Court Appointed Social Media Class. The one infamously known for leaking the footage of the Prime Minister assaulting a kitten. We managed to get Legendary DJ Ronnie Keith to sell us some of his audible off cuts and then it’s Seasides Radio contribution to “The Who Are They Now?” week by playing alot of stuff featuring Sydney Gold, from Sydney Gold and The Convicts. Fun Fact: Sydneys album, “Let There Be Gold” has been the only album repeatedly dropped from the Big Family Budgets $1 dollar chuck out bin. Thanks to the ‘Musicians Working for Food’ bartering system at Seaside we have the popular recording of ‘Goils’ by the band Stoutfinger. They lovingly traded the rights to this song for a plate of Sultana biscuits and 10 lit

It's the first double digit episode !!! And to celebrate Ronnie Keith's next door neighbour has donated three cats to the Irakangee Seafarms Maintenance Shed! This weeks audible dispatch is recorded from Karen Bags H.M.V Capri Radio, which she acquired when it was thrown out the of a moving boat back in 1986, hitting her brother in the ear. Karen who now uses the alias 'Megan Wate' reckons her favourite part of the 15 minute episode is the doco on 'Harvey Bloom', the only person known to use his sense of smell to taste, touch, listen and annoy. We catch some instrumental music from The Seats with their Bingo hit “Kimichi Trench” Ronnie Keith's Velvet tongue is backing wisping the airwaves with his news and views. There is an add for Viking Funerals the only choice for those wanting burial at sea. We have the infamous, live not live, pirated broadcast repeat of The Beak Poets reciting their favourite poetry by their favourite poet Jonathan Livingston Person at the Fothergills Cafe and Costume Hire. And

Is it finally time for a new episode?!? Yes , Yes it is, time. And special thanks to the Nudgee Beach Pigeon Club for sneaking the compact discs through the various borders. Obviously said pigeons and compact discs were in quarantine before they were uploaded to the unsaid computers. So what's in this episode I hear me ask? We take a listen to careers day at Seaside Elementary 1H where kids are either inspired or hired to get a quick start to an enthralling career of accounting or squid hunting Ronnie Keith lets us sneak onto the set of his latest television advertisement, he feeds us some excerpts from his own private radio station 43U and accidently lets us hear the hit song from The Wandering Frogmen. What else? Well, we keep you caught up with the Comedy, Mystery, Adventure, Drama...Sue and the Seacow! It's Episode 9 and The General Manager of Irakangee Seafarms starts to reveal to his faithful lawyer Walter, the truth of the Seacow Patties and a secret weapon to catch the freak seacow monster.

Just in time ! Its a Seaside Radio, themed episode for various scary holidays like Halloween, Day of the Dead, All Hallows Eve and Squidface Day. This episode was correlated and dispatched by two of our washroom interns so be nice. This week we hear from the Seaside Children's Hospital who unfortunately used Sydney Gold and Jill Gold for their ‘Sick Kids Halloween Variety Special’ that was eventually cancelled and saw charges lady against both Sydney and Jill. We catch the popular poor parenting program Minimum Dad. Fun Fact the title Theme was performed by The Seats! For those with car problems why not visit the Holistic Mechanic, he isn’t very scary unless your in a hurry to get your car back or your generally worried about road safety. There is a community announcement from tv star Tawny Frogmouth whose passion for clean popliteal fossae is still generally scary to kids, even the kid actors who work on his community announcements We have music too!!! Seasides Number two hit this spring from 'Al Licks' is

It is “Seaside Radio Episode 7!” The luckiest episode since Episode 3! So you better share or you will be cursed with bad luck. Well not cursed, just … well we would be disappointed. In this fortunate episode we hear from the only man whose voice has been compared to Golden Syrup - legendary DJ “Ronnie Keith.” He makes random adverts and tide times essential listening. There is the ever popular show The Interrogators, where grown men finally learn that a telephone book and foul language isn’t the only way to get an answer to a question that you desperately need answered. We visit Karen Bags to see if she can convince Lee to stop fighting the inevitable and join her in her quest to teach the world to speak automated. We hear DJ Alex and his half brother Marvin go at it and then we get to part 7 of the 18 part series - Sue and Seacow. In this episode we learn why the General Managers won’t wear a singlet and how close his mum and uncle really were.

This weeks Seaside Radio Episode features audio from Seasides second favourite dating show - Hook Up, where contestants who are familiar with each other, look for love. It also features our children's favourite nightmare, Tawny Frogmouth. There is also an update from Seaside TV about the latest Shakespeare plague, plaguing our school and its yards. Ronnie Keith made good a bet and plays a video song from Stoutfinger, called Small Change, it's about what you can’t do with small change. And to polish off the show we continue the comedy, mystery, adventure, radio drama Sue and The Seacow where we hear what a CEO's mum could sound like.

It has been a long lay in for everyone in Seaside and new rules mean only 2 podcasts a week can be released and this week it is us and Sydney Golds podcast "Musings from my Bin". This episode Karen and Lee Seasides only proponents of Automono - the cult group of people who only speak like robots. We visit Seaside Travel which is booming thanks to the owners its fear of flying. We introduce a new segment from ... Montague Sneeze ? called ”Let's Hear it “ a fantastic Idea from Montagues Mum who thought wouldnt it be nice to hear some poems. And thanks to us we found the missing episode 5 of Sue and the Seacow which exposes the origin of Seasides 18th biggest export ..."Squid Chips"

Hi Seasiders! As you know the Easter Bunny won't be delivering any eggs this year as he or she's been held at the border and is in Quarantine. But fret not, Episode 4 is finished and in this special 'stay at home edition' we take a look behind the scenes at E.Bunnies enduringly successful, Global business model. We catch Mr Computer Voice Lee, in a loose moment; throw some squid in the juicer on Sue and the Seacow for their 4th Episode; hear from Ronnie Keith's backing band The Seats and feature bedroom recording artists 'The Covids' with 'You can't come over no more'. Seaside Episode 4, helping pass the lonely minutes.

Episode 3 is ready!! Special thanks to the retrenched staff at Fat Tony's Phat Radios and Sandwiches for making it possible In this episode you will be able to find yourself at Susie's Spiritual Warehouse, fight arthritis of the wrist thanks to DJ Ronnie Keith and hear the next installment of the popular comedy, mystery, folk, adventure, drama Sue and The Seacow. Musical acts featured are from Eat Them Like Apples, Holly Hammond and The Reproductive Organs, and as always the beautiful musical accompaniments by Ronnie Keith's favourite act this Wednesday, The Seats.

It's the Second episode of Seaside Radio which means our lack of funding has not compromised our will to infect you all with traditional, comedy, mystery, radio dramas. This episode we hear a man child being presented a Typical Bloke, we cover the off colour social media site - Bastard Book, there is a resident called Karen Bags that thinks she can talk like a computer and it is the second episode of everyone's favourite Seacow Serial - Sue and The Seacow. Artists this week: Stoutfinger - Kill All The Horses (Karaoke Version) and The Seats

Seaside Radio is proud to present it’s ‘Inaugural Episode’ “Episode One”. (Unless you count the “Holiday Indulgence Episode”, which we don’t because we are not collecting them.) In “Episode One” we start the first installment of the brand new, traditional, comedy, mystery, adventure, drama, Sue and The Seacow. It is all about two young girls who befriend a seacow while making enemies with the General Manager of ‘Irakangee Seafarms’ (home of the Seacow Burger). The real General Manager said the sonic likeness is terrific and he has offered free ‘Squid Chips’ to those Seasiders that imitate him over the phone. We also hear bits from Seasides self-made DJ, ‘Ronnie Keith’! There is something new from Seasides song emperor, ‘Myra Palms’ and something relatively new from ‘The Sideways Glances’ and lots of things from Seasides Ballroom band ‘The Seats’! Oh and ‘Sydney Gold’ called. And its all heard in a bookshop! Enjoy and share! Because we all need to share (except ideas…keep them hidden in a chest with a lo